Firing the tooth fairy

It was a tough choice but as a family we had to let the tooth fairy go. I’d like to say it was budget cuts, but in reality she wasn’t fulfilling her part of the bargain. You see, the deal is you lose a tooth, put it under your pillow and she takes the tooth and leaves money! But she didn’t come. Even with signs hung on the doors! She was late, made excuses and after too many disappointments we as a family decided to fire her and hire a tooth turtle. The tooth turtle is different. He is slow and steady and gets the job done. You never know when he is coming so you put your tooth under your pillow and just wait. Rachel Lee is the first one to lose a tooth with the tooth turtle on the job and we’re still waiting (she lost her tooth on April 3...Hannah’s birthday!) but we know he is on his way!